Winter. It can get stuffed. I'm about to lose the plot with all this wind, rain and dead trees shit. Here's an idea. Go to World Man and get yourself into one of these.
//// NO NOT NOW (GETS CREEPY IN THE COLD) ////
And maybe while you're wearing it you could help old blind ladies cross the road. Like this *GG with a *GSOH. She won't notice your new threads, she's blind, but we will.
* Good Guy
* Good Sense Of Humour